I haven't made a bucket list yet personally. However, I WILL say that random things, "Totally belong on my bucket list," then immediately forget them. But apparently for the purpose of this blog post assume that I've been carefully crafting my own personal, zeroxed bucket list. In triplicate. So here it is:
1. What I would like to do before I finish high school
Well it's almost over isn't it? There are lots of small options here. Come up with/complete a senior mentoring project, that's kind of important. I've already started a slow clap in an entire room of AP testers (one of my proudest moments), so that's been cleared off. I'm going to go with the obvious choice: ride a jetski. Because nobody can NOT have fun on a jetski; it's empirical.
2. What I would like to do before graduating college
Travel out of the country. I've hardly even been out of the state of Kentucky, and I've never been to anywhere outside the US' borders. I'd love to visit Europe or even Canada before finishing college, but, then again, student loans won't pay themselves!
3. Number one thing I want to do before dying
Enslave a large group of people, and force them to build a grand monument in my image, constructed only of the finest materials, and forever embodying my life's work of whatever my life's work is. I shall be buried in a tomb beneath one of the grandiose feet, surrounded by my loved ones and any slaves that died in the building process (probably a lot of them). This way I shall forever be remembered long after my death. Also, my bucket list will be enshrined above my sarcophagus, right next to the Mona Lisa.
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