One hundred years

I awake from my cryogenic tube to discover that I've been frozen for 100 hundred years. The first thing I notice is that everything is chrome, from the floor to the people to the drooping vegetation which feels depressed for surviving the nuclear winter caused by America. I discover that the whole world is one country: Americaland. I begin to research the history of our world to discover that all of this started in 2014, when president Obama began a nuclear war with China. I realize that this is inevitable because even if I could go back in time, there would be no way I could prevent people from voting for Obama because he would just pull the race card on me. And plus, all of the republican candidates are worse. Political rant aside, the future stinks, quite literally. Too much pollution and chrome paint. That's why I'm glad that I'll never live that long.