Saturday, March 24, 2012
This probably isn't happening.
Somewhere right now- well technically everywhere- our universe is expanding. Stars, planets, solar systems all hurtling apart at incredible speeds. However, for all sentient beings witnessing such a phenomenon only the minivir, the galaxy's smallest beings are afraid; they fear the universe will grow and they will remain the same size. This is completely unimportant. Most sentient beings are instead focussed elsewhere: a secret base in the Artic Circle on frozen ground drive which can be found after taking a left off of unihabitable wasteland and by the barbershop. Here one scientist (whether he is insane is questionable) has decided to bring the dinosaurs back from extinction, but rather than fill in the holes with frog D.N.A. he has decided to make them part robot (sane people do that right?). How is that possible you might ask; well I don't know; I'm not a scientist. You may also ask why this is the focus of most of the universe's intelligent life; well, because it's really cool- any little kid could tell you that. I mean honestly whoever doesn't think cyborg dinosaurs are awesome clearly is too worried about the universe expanding, and if they are then they might be short- smallest beings in the galaxy sized.
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