barney

no, this is not Barney Miller that you are thinking of from how i met your mother, tho he was considered.

the character i would choose to be is Barney in the movie Zapped. played by Scott Baio, he was a kid genius that recieved telekenetic powers from an accidental mixture of growth syrum, cannabis extract, and beer. but once this was done, the world became his playground! he finally got a date to the prom, he could win at all the sports he played, and even beat up all the bullies that crossed him. life became a breeze. Barney set to messing with the people that deserved it, and even had a little fun destroying the senior prom. but, once over, he walked away with his girl and flew across town with his newly found powers, being the only two to know about his incredible situation. i want that power to have fun and do what i want, and perhaps more importantly, i want it to be a secret too, so only the one person i can trust will know what i can do.