Sunday, April 1, 2012

I RAGED AT THIS BLOG SO HARD!!!

At this very moment, somewhere in the universe a teenage boy just raged incredibly hard at the fact that the insanely depressing blogpost that he had written in microsoft word so that he could make sure he knew the amount of words he had used was unable to be copied and pasted into blogger. Having wasted an hour constructing the most depressing story ever in hopes that everyone who read it would feel bad about posting their blogs about how awful it is that they have to do work over their spring break, the boy decides that rather than trying to redo the depressing blog he is simply going to write about how awful it is to be him right now. And everyone who reads this post will again become angry at the trivial problems that people have been posting about until someone finally can't take it anymore and decides to go out on a killing rampage. And the blood that is shed in said rampage is on my hands. And to make things worse, this post probably isn't 150 words so the boy will get points counted off on the assignment even though he put far more effort into the blog than he probably should have. So finally the boy can't take it anymore and he rages harder than ever before and starts yelling and screaming and posts the awful blog as is and comences to punch a giant hole in the wall which his parents will get angry at him for.

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