Cruel fate.

Currently, at some random point in the universe, someone, somewhere is having a panic attack about not being able to do their blog. This same someone has probably been stuck in a traffic jam for the entirety of five and a half hours, making the drive that would regularly be a three and a half hour drive a NINE hour drive. Probability states that this point in the universe rhymes with "count Vernon."
Ironically, beyond that, this person could have also been relying on an iPhone that is at nine-percent battery life to do the job of publishing said blog post in an area were Virizon has NO SERVICE. This poor soul has spent the majority of his (or her!) time contemplating a method to publish his (or her!) blog post under the given deadline. As the clock runs down on the iPhones battery life, the victim begins to panic and write random filler words to meet the deadline of 150 words refrigerator toaster et cetera. The author decides after losing almost all battery life to cut the story short an guess what it was me. I got service.