Somewhere in the universe

At this moment, somewhere in the universe -well more specifically Lexington, Kentucky- there is someone scouring the city trying to get as much Orange Leaf as possible. Since the University of Kentucky Wildcats won the 8th NCAA championship, Orange Leaf decided to offer a special deal to all the fans throughout Lexington. They are giving away 5 ounces of frozen yogurt free to every customer. They even renamed the mixture of blueberry and another flavor Caliberry in support of the coach. Having visited just one Orange Leaf today, it was clear that tons of fans took advantage of the offer in the 80 degree weather. Thankfully, I got there when the line was just a few people long, but while eating my frozen yogurt I realized that the line had grown, stretching outside of the door. Somewhere in Lexington, there is probably that person draining their gas tank trying to visit all of the Orange Leafs in town. Although this might be an admirable goal, for me it just not worth it.