"If you can't take the heat, get out of the Kinchen!" (I can't say anything bad, I'll get knocked out!)

Samantha Kinchen, Sam,  Kinchen- all names for the wonderful gal I get to call my table buddy! I met Sam in freshman year but really got to know her in the second semester of said year when we were stand partners in orchestra. She taught me how to act ghetto and got me in trouble a few times for talking but mostly we just had fun and joked around. Sadly, she quit orchestra (*tear*) but she continues with her other extra curricular activities: basketball, boxing, and church. 

This girl is a Jesus Freak; that’s why we jam out to Jesus Music and “we screamin’ Jesus out the window while we changing lanes.” She goes to church every sunday and I think she’s in the youth group there. She also likes to sing, and she’s really good, especially when rapping along to Lecrae. She plays basketball for HC and even started varsity as a sophomore! But, the craziest thing about her is the fact that she boxes and is the best in Kentucky, or something like that, probably better. She doesn’t look like she would be the kind of girl to beat you up but now that you know this, don’t make her angry. 

The most annoying thing about her, and I can say this because we are friends, is that she LOVES Justin Bieber. I don’t know how to explain it, but this also makes sense of her favorite color: purple. Because it’s her favorite and because she is C-R-A-Z-Y, this color is perfect for her characterization. She is ambitious, which is why she takes on a hard course load and why she excels in sports.

I don’t know what kind of animal she is.... maybe a dragon or something. Those are purple, and purple means magical at some times and royal at others. Dragons are like the royalty of reptiles, they’re just as cool as dinosaurs but all of them can fly! Since she’s pretty cool, and dragons are pretty cool then she would definitely be a dragon. The only problem with this is she hasn’t read Harry Potter or seen any of the movies so she probably doesn’t really get how cool magic is.

Aside from all these humorous descriptions, I think Kinchen will be in dentistry school in 5 years. She wants to be an oral surgeon so she has a lot of school left to finish. She wants to go to school at UK or Mississippi (or Louisiana or Alabama, I don’t remember which southern state it was. . . whoops) so I bet she will be at one of those schools to learn her specialty.