Unum Festivus Catlaster

Tommy Norman. Say the name and a million things come to mind. Legit. Awesome. Funny. Nice. Dude. Bro. Football. We all knows him - although admittedly I met him for the first time at summer gym - but I am the lucky one who gets to sit next to him in English. How to describe this cool kid? He's the guy that when you hear his name you just have to interject "I love that kid!" He is honest, funny, occasionally lazy, makes you smile, and he does what makes him happy. If I had to assign him an animal I would probably say a zebra. At first glance they look like horses, but the closer you get you find they are more headstrong creatures, more assertive and wild. And they are also very proud of the fact that they are zebras - much cooler than the common horse. If he was a color he would be the color of light wash jeans. They have a hint of a classic white and even dependable gray, but when you get down to it they are popular, cool, laid back, dynamic and occasionally wise blue.