My bud, Casper (since Michael already posted about Jennifer)

Casper is a quiet fellow. He has never said anything complimentary towards me but then again, he has never said anything insulting either. Besides English, Casper sits next to me in calculus, physics, and history but he never gets called on. Sometimes I wish that I could be like Casper and stay away from the closely watching eyes of my teachers. Casper never does his work and never gets in trouble because he seems to be invisible to them. Casper has taught me a few useful techniques to avoid confrontation: Silence, Ignorance, and Stoicism are effective ways to get the things one wants. So Casper buddy, this post is for you.