SMH

Ayyy!! Samantha here. I know you’re probably wondering what the “SMH” in the title of this post stands for. “Straighten mom’s hair”, “stretch my hamstring”, or maybe even “slap more hamsters”. If any of those phrases crossed your mind when you looked at my title choice, I’m sorry to say that you’re wrong. This acronym actually stands for “shaking my head” which is what one does when someone says or does something that is weird or just plain dumb (it’s equivalent to “bless your heart” for anyone who’s had Mr. Ratliff). I enjoy using this acronym frequently and if you knew my friends, you’d understand. The weird part is, even though “SMH” is text lingo, I literally say the letters “S-M-H” which leave my friends “SMHing” at me and then we all end up confused. My full name is Samantha Maria Kinchen and I enjoy using this acronym so much that I dream of marrying a guy who’s last name starts with an “H” so my initials would be “SMH”.
From my many years of life experience, I have learned not to care about what people think of me. There isn’t enough time in life and I’m not gonna waste mine worrying about what others think… This is why I have a blue streak in my hair and why I brought a Justin Bieber backpack to school! Speaking of Justin Bieber, I love, love, love him!!! I have MAJOR Bieber Fever of about 134 degrees which probably isn‘t very healthy. Music is something that I’m extremely passionate about. I love listening to every kind of music and I normally don’t discriminate, however, I usually just listen to songs that are easy to sing to since singing is a talent of mine (which explains my Justin Bieber fetish, besides the fact that he has such an adorable face). My favorite song is currently “How to Love” by Lil Wayne because it’s very unlike any of his other songs and I gravitate towards unique.
Sports are another one of my passions and I am currently playing basketball and boxing. Yes, I said boxing. I cannot even begin to tell you how many weird looks I’ve received when people find out I’m a female boxer.
I am also a rabid UK fan (like I literally foam at the mouth) and anyone who likes Duke should really consider checking into a mental hospital.

Well, because I have not done my physics homework yet and it’s due in 2 hours, I should probably end my post here.

P.S.- because of my creeper tendencies, my favorite website is www.facebook.com and they should consider banning me from it so I can have my life back.