7 Rules of Surviving a Zombie Attack

Here are a few rules that one should follow if one wishes to survive a zombie apocalypse.

1. Cardio- It's a simple fact: fatties go first. Remember, you don't need to out run the zombies, just the person beside you.

2. Double Tap- Another common rule is to make sure you always double tap when hunting zombies. It's always better to be safe then eaten alive by a pack of the living dead.

3. The buddy system- If everyone around you has not been attacked by the zombies try at all cost to always stay with a buddy. Preferably one that is armed and loaded.

4. Stay away from closed in areas- Face it everyone around you is a zombie, if you've got to use the bathroom find an open field and just go. The last thing you would want is to be cornered in a bathroom stall.

5. Stay limber- You're running, running, running! All of a sudden.....CRAMP! Take every possible chance to stretch your limbs or otherwise zombies will soon be snacking on them.

6. Bill Murray is in fact, not a zombie- Just a heads up, the writer of the ghost busters theme song is not a zombie. So whatever you do, save your ammo and pass on the double tap.

7. If you cant beat em, join em!- Survival may seem futile and your death is imminent, so why not be a zombie? No, I don't mean go out and turn yourself into a flesh eating monster, but if you use the right makeup and use enough moaning and groaning the zombies should pass right on by!