CALL mehh a phone (see what i did there)

I am the modern-day girl’s best friend. I do whatever she says and give her whatever she needs. All day every day I help her keep in touch with old friends and constantly chat with current ones, listen to music, and play games or browse the internet. Bzzzzz Bzzzz Bzzzz I go every few minutes as a new message comes in. Ding, I go as a new notification does too. All day I work and work supplying her with any possible information that she wants and finally, when she sleeps I rest and repose in my cradle preparing for another day to come. It’s not bad being a phone.