How To Convert People Into The Mormon Religion

Hello! This is Elder Cunningham. After my success in Africa, I have figured out the ins and outs of converting people to the true form of Christianity, Mormonism. I even went to Uganda and was able to convert some of the most sketchy people one can imagine. The most successful way to convince people to convert to Mormonism is to lie to them. Take the case of Africans, many of them have AIDS, if you tell the Africans that their AIDS will be cured if they become Mormons, they will convert. If you tell Africans, that Joseph Smith can make the clouds rain, then they will convert to Mormonism. And lies do not just work for Africans, they work for everyone! If you tell Chinese people that the Book of Mormon teaches them how to automatically have boys as children, they will convert to Mormonism. The point is that if you lie to people and tell them something that they want to hear, they will believe it. And that is how to convert people into Mormons.