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Now most people might say that if zombies attacked they would stock up on weapons, ammo, food, shelter, etc but what's the point? Why live a life in constant fear and struggle for life when you could spend all day leisurely strolling around town looking for things to eat. Then once you've spotted your lunch you get to experience the excitement of chasing after it and devouring their delicious pink brain! Due to popular culture zombies have been harshly discriminated against; being shown as monsters with gross deformities, and no thought process. This is insulting and frankly lifeist. Zombies can clean up nice too! Now while they may have an irresistible urge to eat any living person on sight, you must remember that they are just as scared of you as you are of them. They are only protecting their own well being, and their zombie children. Yes believe it or not zombies can reproduce! Not many living people know this, because people just wouldn't hate zombies nearly as much if they saw their cute little brain feasting babies. If zombies ever attacked I propose not slaughtering them by the thousands, but joining them in their pursuit of happiness.