Half baked survival scheme

If there is a zombpocalypse and assuming that I'm alone in my house when I first hear of it, I will go to my room in the upper part of my house. Barricading the door with the large blue chair that's normally to the left of the door will hopefully give me enough time to run around to the bathroom door, the only other door leading to my room. These barriers should offer enough time for me to collect all the belongings I need including water from the bathroom sink, the Halloween candy I keep in my closest, the two rolls of duck tape on top of my dresser, and enough clothes to last a week; I'd also change into my thickest and least exsposing clothing in order to protect myself from zombie bites. If the power holds out then I'll use whatever time I have left to download zombie killing music from itunes which would probably be something from Kill Bill. With all these provisions stored away, I'd jump out my second story window aiming for the bushes; if the garage is open then I'll take the shovels, hedge trimmers, which looks like a chainsaw to me, or the ax as a weapon. From there I'd make my way to Ned's house where I'll be reminded of how we were getting to an oil platform and to an island fortress. I'd leave it to others to get me to these supposedly safe spots.