Captain Shark

I don't see much action on a daily basis, my experience on the field is limited to what I can accomplish on sundays. The name's Shark and I am the suckiest captain of the first cleaning regiment since my great grandfather. When not on duty I stow away under the stairs; out of sight and out of the way. When the time comes every weekend I fulfill my vow to clean this house to the best of my potential and nothing less; I get to flout an undefeated record and no injuries. Armed with my 30 foot cord and 2 horsepower engine, no amount of filth can stop me. I have fought in the sleepover war, battle for New livingroom, and I have been stationed in the attic along with my comrades-Dyson duster, Windex, and private mop. I am only a rookie and plan on leading many more expeditions and one day being replaced all for the great name of LaZur.