microwave madness

Awwww another day in the life of a little cooking appliance. I can't wait to get oven warm, and heat all of the leftovers, and unhealthy processed food in my power. Though sometimes I wish I could be like that real oven across the way. He gets to cook things of substance, not to mention you can put metal inside of him without exploding. You know what? I'm done being a scrawny little microwave its time bust out of this joint. I'll just "break" and my owners will have to take me to the appliance store! 2 days and hours of frustration later the owners decided to take their microwave to sears to get it fixed. After arriving at sears, they realized they had a warranty on the microwave and could replace it with a new one. The poor microwave never realized he wouldn't be coming home. His parts were recycled and made into a blender. THE END