Edward Scissorman

Hi, my name’s Edward. Some just use me to get a clean cut out of something, but they take advantage of my sharp mind. Yeah, I’m a pair of scissors. Scissors have feelings too though. I get special treatment and can see everything that happens in the room I stay. I share my pad with Minnie (she’s pretty nice except she has a contact issue when it comes to people touching her), and a few other creatures. I don’t do a lot during the day, just stand a stare. I’ve memorized every title of the books upon the white bookshelf, from top to bottom. The most exciting memory I have is when I am used to cut string. I’m carried around sometimes in a pouch with some fluffy string and it really allows me to take a load off. I’ve heard there are others like me in the world, but I’ve only met one other. She was cute, had some pattern all over her, but she acted like she too good for me. I’m just a boring pair of scissors after all.