I am Oblivion

Once the pride and joy of all the little boys and girls, I now sit and gather just under the t.v. Skyrim as made a mockery of me, being all that my "master" will entertain himself with. For what seems like the last two days straight, all the Xbox has had in it is Skyrim. I am lonely, and I need something to warm me up in these cold winters nights. I am like yesterdays trash, maybe I should roll off to some underprivileged part of the world, where Skyrim has not yet spread its grasp of the minds of EVERYONE. If that doesn't work, I can also go for some tune-ups, maybe get a paint job to look like Skyrim, then hopefully my master is to lazy to switch games once he finds out. It is a long shot, but it is the only shot I have.