I am an iPod

I am an iPod Touch. I may be very cheap on the outside, but it's what's on the inside that counts! I've got so much fun stuff! Apps, music, those embarrassing pic- Oops! Deleted! I've got hundreds of games to occupy you while you are in a waiting room! I've got hundreds of apps that "increase productivity" as well! I've got educational apps that cost a bundle and don't teach children anything!

My friends are charger and earbuds. We're all really overpriced and we hang out a lot. I prefer having the overpriced screen protectors as well. Something about peoples' greasy fingers poking me repeatedly really gives me the willies. Oh! And a skin! Not a rubber one, a thirty dollar 2 inch thick skin!

But my creator recently died and I'm going through a tough time. Here's to you anonymous Chinese sweatshop worker #704! Sorry the working conditions were so poor!