I know I'm right (religious stereotypes)

From the Christian:

I know there has to be a God who sent his son to die for my sins. I'm absolutely certain that I'm correct. I mean, the bible tells me so; what other source do I need? I'm tired of all of these people saying that science can explain everything and that there is no god. These people are just the spawn of the devil and are sent here to tempt me. But it won't work; my faith is too strong to be corrupt by evil. I mean if God hadn't wanted me to take everything in the bible literally, why would he have written it? And i'm sick of all of these people who know it has to be true and choose to go against it anyway, like those stupid people who choose to be gay and the muslim terrorists who try to distort the message of the bible. I can't even listen to the foul things these people say, trying to corrupt my faith. That's why most of the time I don't even listen to those stupid atheists who think they're so much more intelligent than me. I don't care. They'll all burn in hell anyway, and then I'll laugh and laugh at them, because that's what my priest tells me to do.

From the Atheist:

There's absolutely no way that there could be a god. I agree completely with Richard Dawkins when he says, "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." After all, Dawkins is probably the smartest person in the world, unlike all of those stupid theists who cling tenaciously to the lie that some power-hungry priest told them. I just don't see how any intelligent person could ever believe even for a second that there is a god. After all we have science, which can perfectly explain every facet of the universe, including the metaphysical. Just give it more time, and science will disprove every single one of those stupid theistic beliefs. Most of the time I don't even listen to the stupid arguments that people try to make for a god and for jesus. People that make those arguments just don't anything about what their talking about. And plus, my IQ is way higher than those people, so most of the time I don't even listen to the unintelligent babble that comes out of their mouths. I've got better things to do than listen to the ridiculous claims of a person who needs a supernatural tyrant to give meaning to his/her life.