Satire

I don’t see why everyone has to be so uptight about politics. I hate politics! People always tell me to “be educated” about politics, but there’s no use in trying to watch any news stations these because they’re all biased. Do you expect me to filter through all of the fiction to find fact? Sorry, but that’s too much work me for to care. All politicians and the people that support them do is argue for hours. And about what? The same things over and over again. It’s always “recession” this, and “abortions” that. They’re always looking “change” and “making a difference.” Why does that stuff even matter? It doesn’t. If we all just stayed home, minded our own business, and kept all of our thoughts to ourselves, there wouldn't be any conflict anyway! Besides, it’s not like what I think or do can make a difference anyway, I mean, what’s one vote less in an election? Nothing, that’s what.