Oh, how I wish I could walk around with my pants so low I have to walk around holding my pants up! Oh, how I wish to wear a belt so loose on my loose pants where it serves no purpose but to weigh my pants down even more. And oh, how I wish to attempt to walk up the stairs without falling backwards once I realize I cannot bend my knees so I’m going to take 5 minutes.
Oh, how I wish to walk around with my pants so tight they cut the circulation off in my legs! Oh, how I wish to squeeze myself into pants that I won’t be able to take off in time during class changes so I have to hold it all day. And oh, how I wish to be able to painfully sit down as I attempt to bend my knees far enough to get to the seat.
But no, I continue to wear normal jeans that are oh so unfashionable that I miss out on the intense life of people with oversized or undersized jeans.
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