Tea Party Satire

Do you like Tea Parties? I like Tea Parties. The woman who invited me to this Tea Party was the governor of Alaska. She seemed pretty nice, there weren’t very many people invited to the Tea Party though. There were also animal carcasses everywhere. The nice lady said she got them all herself. We could see Russia from her house, too. Let’s see who else was present at this Tea Party. There was the woman from Minnesota, the governor from Texas (he looks like Dennis Quaid), and a senator from Kentucky who never smiles. Some of the things they talk about confuse me some, but that’s okay I guess. They say they are gaining momentum and they are going to run Obama out of office, but this Obama guy seems nice, but by the way they talk, he doesn’t do anything. They don’t want gays to marry, but shouldn’t everyone have that right. Maybe this Tea Party isn’t a nice one after all.