No Assumptions Satire

Same team, same results. Assumption manages to take the state volleyball championship year after year. They don't just win, they crush the teams. This weekend they won in the final game against Greenwood with a score of 25-13, 25-18. Because of this, I propose a change. We should not let Assumption participate in the state tournament anymore. It is clear that they are in a league of their own. The Louisville team dominates everyone they play so by letting them participate in the state tournament, the fans immediately know who will take the title. If we did not let them participate, then everyone else would be on a similar playing field, each team having an opportunity to win. It would be a lot fairer to all the participants. Playing Assumption is like a death sentence and it is unfortunate for anyone who ends up on the same side of the bracket as them. If we do not do something now, Assumption will continue to win. We need to take action to get them removed from the state tournament before they steal the title state title from some deserving team.