The New HD 3D TV

Sony released its brand new HD 3D TV this summer and the company is already beginning to modify its horrid design. Now equipped with even more flashing lights, bleeping sounds, and incoherent messages that make Ghandi want to punch a hole through the wall, the new product is ready to hit the shelves this month. Consumers everywhere are excited to buy this brand new TV and are anxious to feel the enragement and pure hatred it evokes.

"These products are the nemesis of my happiness. Without Sony, I would have nothing to shove my fist through" says one Sony customer.

"I can't wait to take this TV home and spend seven hours muddling through manuals written in Japanese gibberish until I scream meaningless curse words," says another.

"These things come from the stinkiest, darkest holes of hell. This makes me feel like I'm getting real quality from Sony," says another customer.

Sony has setup a series of demonstrations of their product in cities across the nation in order to promote their new product. One can hear the pleasant sounds of smashing glass and the curses to God coming from these demonstrations as potential customers attempt to figure out this, as one demonstrator said, "Time-Vampire". Even Sony can't wait to release their new product.

"People are really going to hate it," said on Sony executive. With such popular results, Sony is preparing for a huge increase in sales this coming month. In fact, Sony is preparing to use the money from these sales to create a new design of their TV this spring. Except this time, the TV will be equipped with a new satellite connection giving access to even more channels than all previous versions of their TV.

"People are going to buy this TV this month and then have to buy another TV this spring in order to not feel like a total moron. It's going to be really awesome," says one excited Sony developer.

It's clear that Sony's new HD 3D TV is going to make a huge hit on the market this month as both Sony and consumers everywhere are preparing for its release.