Rabbits

I don't have to tell you that rabbits are great animals. Rabbits are cuddly, have those cute big teeth, and those bushy little tails. But, one downfall to rabbits is that sometimes you get those 'rabbitists' who seem to ridiculously argue for equality on the food chain in the animal kingdom. Now think about it for a minute: should a foxy fox like myself be on the same section of the food chain as one of those fuzzy puffballs? No! Yes, we are both animals. And yes, we live in the same environment but sometimes we need to look at the differences and embrace them for the better! Rabbits when you argue your radical views all it does is make people dislike you. When we are walking together in the forest and I hold back a branch for you all I am trying to do is be a kind fox. Where do you see it necessary to throw a carrot at me and yell that you could hold the branch yourself? As father fox once said, "The only job rabbits should have are making eggs come Easter and it should stay that way."