Sunday, October 30, 2011

not in my house

Children need to be disciplined. If you don't smack some sense into them, WHO WILL?! It's your duty. So, be a man and do the right thing. Discipline them! You're the one with the upper hand, who cares about their desires and needs? Heck, starve them if you have to. It's for their own good, anyways.
Come home late? YOU TELL THEM WHO'S BOSS. Make sure they never do you wrong ever again.
Complain about your cooking? Make them cook for themselves. That'll teach 'em. AND, they'll know how to cook. That's killing two birds with one stone! Or disciplining them.
Children want to play? NO! They must work, otherwise they will get in the habit of "playing." They must learn their priorities now!
Call you selfish? How dare they! You have thought of nothing but them, how in the world does that make you selfish?! Children. They never understand. And that is why you, yes, you, must make them understand. Discipline them!
You must act now! Hit them, starve them, make them into slaves -- it's for their benefit anyways. When they grow up, they'll know who to thank.

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