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Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press, I'm here to announce that we, the government, have decided with much deliberation to nuke China. Now, we know that you, the hard working and intelligent voters, are using your noggins, thinking that's a bad idea. Well it's not. It's not a bad idea. It's a good idea. Believe me. After all if we leave China as a giant crater, then we'll no longer owe them mass amounts of debt, we'll bring jobs back to America, and end the horrible labor conditions currently allowed there. Now I can't go into much detail about why this will bring about such miraculous results nor do you want to know. Just know that when it happens it was thanks to us the government and your glorious current administration, a political force unrivalled anywhere else in the world. Also, after we have dropped fifty tons of life smothering pure nuclear waste over what remains of most of their land, don't question where did all the Chinese go. Just go with it. They're on vacation in Japan. They were wiped out in World War two. Just know we, the officials you trust more than your own family, didn't resort to mass genocide because we couldn't think of a better solution to our economic failings. Thank you and reelect us next year.