introducing, Mr. X, the most interesting teacher in the world

Mr. X is the best teacher we have to offer, quite frankly, he's the most interesting teacher in the world.
his wealth of knowledge is beyond our imagination, and his experiences in the military are more exciting than one could even wish to experience. he reads at over 700 words per minute, using one eye for the page on the left and the other for the page on the right, simultanously.
he is, the most interesting teacher in the world
he's killed a man with a cyanide tipped cane, another with his own helmet strap, and more trees in a year than a texas wildfire. he played college football at the university of michigan, minnesota, and Notre Dame.
he is, the most interesting teacher in the world.
He can answer every question, and even though we must read the book, "THE BOOK IS WRONG!". his tests are so hard that its impossible to get a 100%, so if you do its automatically 10 points off. he knows everything, but sees and hears nothing.
he is, the most interesting teacher in the world.
he can sleep thru classes, show graphic holocaust films, give students 125% semester grades, and leave students unprepared for the ap test, but he'll never be replaced until he so chooses, because he has the magic tenure.
he is, the most interesting teacher in the world